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| A sex blog by a guy who HATES dieting! |
Wanking Made EASY!
I'm not sure if wanking will make you any smarter but if Dr. Hideo Yamanaka, director of the Toranomon-Hibiya Clinic, is to be believed, wanking will definately make you thinner than dieting!
Just follow his "masturbation diet" and you'll soon be able to squeeze back into those hip-hugging jeans that you've stashed at the back of your wardrobe.
It appears that ejaculation raises the basic metabolism of muscles and consumes calories. For each 2 kilos of body weight, you just need to squeeze out 2 liters of semen. Unfortunately an ordinary guy will have to do it around 100 times a month for it to have any effect - that's just over 3 times a day!
One guy, who tips the scales at 100 kilograms, decided he might as well have some fun in the process and headed for the red-light district in his area.
First he dropped in at a porno video parlor where DVDs (and hand play) can be enjoyed in private viewing rooms.
His next stop was a peep show, where, again in a private cubicle, he could watch a young nude girl feign her own efforts at, er, weight reduction.
This was followed by a visit to an "gentleman's club," where the climax of the session included a climax.
He ended his workout session at a strip club where, for an undisclosed sum, a young lady joined him in a private cubicle, disrobed, and energetically masturbated herself to orgasm while he did the same.
These efforts over a period of four hours resulted in his weight declining from 104.2 kilograms to 102.6. His muscle-to-fat ratio improved from 31.2 percent to 31.8; and his overall body fat ratio fell 0.8 percent.
Well there ya go guys! If you want to get in shape you better start wanking your way instead of dieting and give it a good tug or two, or three... or four...
Posted: Saturday 19th June 2004, 11:14 AM
