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This Is ONE Penis Party You'll WANT To Join!
"PoliticAl" sent me this story about what he calls Penis Politics...
A few years ago the wives of the leaders of England, the US, France and Russia were chatting and got around to talking about what a penis is called in their language.
The wife of Tony Blair said in England people call it a "Gentleman", because it stands up when women enter the room.
Vladimir Putin's wife said in Russia the penis is called a "Patriot", because you never know whether it will hit you in the front or in the backside.
The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a "curtain", because it goes down immediately after the act.
Well, Bill Clinton's wife said in the USA you call it a "Rumor", because it goes from mouth to mouth.
Of course it doesn't matter which country you're from, what political party you support or what you call the penis, one thing is for sure. We're ALL gonna get shafted by politicians one way or another 
Posted: Thursday 24th June 2004, 5:52 PM
