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These Babes Will Tax Your Penis Stamina
Yesterday's blog about penis politics reminded me of a tax that was being considered some time ago called the penis tax! Fortunately it wasn't approved as it was found that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in a hole.
On top of that it has two dependants and they're both nuts.
Had the penis tax been approved all penis holders would have been taxed according to the size of their respective penises.
The tax brackets are as follows:
| Penis Size | Tax Type | Amount |
| 10-12 inches | Luxury Tax | $30.00 |
| 8-9 inches | Pole Tax | $25.00 |
| 5-7 inches | Privilege Tax | $15.00 |
| 4 inches | Nuisance Tax | $ 3.00 |
Any men with penises exceeding 12 inches in length would have to file under Capital Gains. Anyone under 4" would be eligble for a refund. 
Posted: Friday 25th June 2004, 3:05 PM
