Why Men Are Happier Than Women
Have you ever wondered why men are happier than women?
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can be President.
- You can never be pregnant.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- The world is your urinal.
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You only have to shave your face and neck.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- Wrinkles add character.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- One mood - all the time.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You can play with toys all your life.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- You can open all your own jars.
- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
- You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- One wallet, one color for all seasons.
- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Is it any wonder men are happier than women!
Posted: Thursday 19th May 2005, 7:55 PM
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