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Why Fuck Pumpkins When You Could Fuck These Girls!
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Here's what must be the best attempt at coming up with an alibi on short notice...
Wimbledon police arrested a 27 year old white male in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm last Friday.
The man explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't." He stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.
He went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."
In the process, he apparently failed to notice the police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until an officer approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." Said the officer. "I walked up to him and he's just banging away at this pumpkin. I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?"
He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn! Is it midnight already?" 
The man has since been charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication.
Posted: Monday 23rd May 2005, 4:59 PM
