I often enjoy taking time out to read a good book, magazines and sex stories though I've only ever read random parts of my girlfriend's romance novels. You see I have a problem with the way sex is portrayed in those stories.
I recently read an interview with a former Harlequin Romance Copy Editor, which explained a lot about the way the book house works and what they require in the novels they publish.
It's forbidden to use words such as "pussy", "cocksucker", "jism", "wang," "cunt," "slit", "pubic hair", "pussy lips", "semen" and "urinate."
It's no wonder so many women are too embarrassed to talk dirty!
Given the fact that a Harlequin romance novel is sold every five seconds, and mostly to women, I find the way they handle sex a little disturbing. What particularly disturbs me is, while fellatio practically never happens in these books, even if it does, the guy NEVER comes.
Not only is fellatio rare - when it does happen, the men usually stop the women halfway through so they can have intercourse, which is almost always in the missionary position, and during which she orgasms 100 per cent of the time.
Guys! When was the last time that happened!?! 
Is it any wonder then why women end up thinking blowjobs are distasteful and feeling put out because they didn't come several times during intercourse?!
I think it's grossly misleading to have women read about characters who orgasm from intercourse every time and whose male partner never makes a mess, especially when you consider that romance novels account for almost 40 per cent of all fiction sold, and Harlequins are sold in close to 100 countries worldwide and translated into 25 languages. 