"Bloodlust" emailed me with his latest exploit - a blowjob in the shower during a party. After several failed attempts at sexual intercourse, (showers are just not practical for fucking in, especially after a few drinks, he says), his girlfriend offered to perform fellatio on him. He consented (OF COURSE!) and soon she was kneeling before him in the shower.
After a few minutes of oral pleasure, he noticed something strange about the water, it seemed to be turning red. He looked down at his eager girlfriend and realized blood was gushing from her knee.
In her more-than-slightly intoxicated state, the girl had kneeled on a shaving razor without noticing it. A hurried trip to the hospital resulted in her receiving 6 stitches.
Phew! For a minute there I thought she'd bitten off more than she could chew 
Posted: Monday 27th March 2006, 1:44 PM