A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity, and recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week.
A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, "Could you please tell my husband, he's out in the waiting room."
The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week.
The 80-year-old husband replied, "Which days?"
The doctor answered, "Well I suppose Monday, Wednesday, and Friday would be ideal."
The husband sat thinking for a minute then said, "I can bring her on Monday and Wednesday, but on Fridays, she'll have to take the bus."
Posted: Thursday 24th March 2005, 3:49 PM
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