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Sperm Bank

A guy walks into a sperm bank with a balaclava over his head and a gun in hand. He walks over to the woman at the counter and orders her to open the safe.
"Ah, but sir, this is a sperm bank!"
"I know that. Just open the damn safe."
The young woman opens the safe and asks, "Now what sir?"
"Grab three tubes and drink them!" he replies.
"What?"
"Drink them!" he insists.
"But..." she protests.
Waving the gun in the womans face, he orders her to drink the semen.
So she uncorks the tubes and proceeds to drink the semen.
"Now swallow" he orders.
There's an audible gulp followed by a sigh of "ahhh..."
The man removes the balaclava and the woman recognises the man as her husband.
He looks at his wife and says, "See - now that wasn't that bloody hard, was it!"

Posted: Saturday 22nd November 2003, 6:20 PM